1/05 Beat Freak – The History of
World War 3
Check this; it’s like the chronicles of gu-bi or something. Read one way. Read another, it’s like a four-act narrative. So far, that is. And the next act is already writing itself. We only seem to deem the past “history”, but history is as much now as anywhere else. It is quite literally revealing itself before our eyes. For example, coming up in the next act we have the British General Election, which may sneak up on us quicker than expected. I smell the season of the witch, for sure. Labour has even released their first posters. F***** 60’s pastiches. What’s that about? Oh and Brown and Blair seemed to b really on one at the moment with each other. Serious cobs on. So, for those who have eyes to see, history, show us your story…….
Stage 1: Nov 2000 Bush beats Gore by a hairs breadth of a nadger.
Half the electorate don’t vote (49.3% turnout).
The largest
anti-globalisation rally so far takes place in
June 2001 Blair re-elected with lowest turnout in 80 years.
July
2001 The biggest Anti-Globalisation rally so far takes place at
the G8 conference in
four days.
September 2001 911
Stage 2: September 2001 The day after 911. On the 23rd of the month, Bush gets a 90% approval rate in a CNN/USA Today/Gallup Poll, the highest
figure ever recorded by a president in US history.
October 2001 (
November 2001 The
Taliban are crushed at Tora Bora within 6 Weeks. Bush
approval rates hovering between 85-90% still.
The Right is triumphant. Only 15,000 people (according to the
police/media, a 100,00 according to the organisers)
turn up for an anti-war rally in
January 2002 Bush
declares Iraq, Iran and North Korea as an “axis of evil” in his state of the
nation address (29/01/02), evoking the same name used to describe the allied
enemies in the Second World War. The
February 2003 Between
750,000 and 2 million people demonstrate in
February/March2003 The French
enforce their veto (with the tacit support of the Russians), effectively
forcing the
Stage3:
March 2003 (20/3/04)
The start of the 2nd Gulf War, as the “Co-alition against terror”
declares war on Suddam Hussein and Iraq, essentially
invoking the same “harbouring terrorists” protocol first established in the
Afghanistan war.
April 2003 Suddam Hussein’s statue is toppled in
December 2003 Saddam Hussein is captured on the 13th.
June 2004 A
New York Times/CBS News poll put Bush’s approval rates at 42%, the lowest since
the start of his presidency. (
September 2004 The Media report up to 500,000 turn up to protest against Bush at the Republican National Convention over 4-5 days.
Stage 4:
November 2004 Bush re-elected president by slightly more than a hairs nadger. But only slightly. (274 Electoral College votes to 252 Kerry’s 252. a 52-48% split,) with the highest turnout in an American election since 1960. Bin laden gives first video appearance in a year.
The Battle of Falluja starts. Powell, the most recognisable “dove” in the government, “resigns”.
December 2004 The world’s attention is diverted from war by a freak giant tidal wave hitting a large part of the south-eastern hemisphere, killing upto 200, 000 people from all over the world. This is approx. 40 times more than the death toll on 911.
January 2004 Bush inaugurated as president. We wait for history to show us why we should care…….